She has developed a taste for handbags... literally.

There's one leather handbag in particular she loves to chew on.

That was until she twisted herself up in the strap and nearly chocked.

Luckily I was in the room at the time and as I unravelled her, all I could think about was poor Mike Tyson's daughter, who died recently from strangulation after she became caught in a strap hanging from her father's treadmill.

It's scary that even a Country Road messenger bag can be a death trap to anyone under five.

I ate poo once. I was two, we were at a farm, it was all very embarrassing. But I'm alive to tell the tale.

But what if I'd left Willow alone with that bag?

We're moving house soon and everything will be turned upside down. By that I mean the cleaning products will live above the sink, not below it, the television is going to be wall-mounted, and my handbags are going to be packed away, not scattered all over the floor.

What are your top toddler safety tips?