Lateral thinking
Our brains are wired in a unique way.
My brain, for example, unintentionally absorbs all sorts of information that is occasionally useful but more frequently useless.
I'm pleased to say that I was successful in so doing, and I'm equally pleased to report my compilation was completed spontaneously, without reference to the net — Wikipedia, Google, Yahoo joke books, etc.
I have selected one item to demonstrate my hypothesis.
The subject matter is from On The Edge and concerns frogs and croaking.
Little Johnny said to his grandad, "Pa, can you make a noise like a frog?" When the poppy replied, "No, but why do you ask that, Johnny?" Johnny responded, "Because Dad said when you croak, we'll all get lots of money."
Paul Hunt, Engadine